Sometimes we felt like being funny. Sometimes we had to spit out those pithy little sayings that sound great but are hard to actually apply to life. Then again, within the limitations of these words, there was only so much advice we could give.
Don't just back off, please. Let us know what's going on.
This was written for our summer roommate, who was having a little trouble letting go of an old flame.
For the rest of us, this is probably the best advice. After all:
Although food and water probably should have made it onto that list. Eh, maybe they fall under luck.
But if those aren't enough for you, then you should come ask us in person: